Everyone tells you that you will never love anything the way you will love your children and that having a baby is so wonderful and will change your life for the better. Mind you, I have found all of these things to be true. But I'm pretty sure no one told me about the hard stuff. Here's my list of top 10 things no one told me.
10. The pets you once loved will begin to annoy the ever-loving shit out of you.
9. The phrase "sleeping like a baby" is somewhat misleading.
8. When the baby does start to sleep better, you still won't.
7. You will want your mother to come live with you for an indefinite amount of time.
6. Your hair will always look like crap.
5. You think you can do it all, but being a full-time working mom will test you beyond belief.
4. Your baby will bring both joy and stress to your marriage.
3. You will miss the way your life was before.
2. You will feel immense guilt for #3.
1. You will become an expert at inspecting another human being's poop.
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